Q. What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A. A wonkey donkey

Q. What do you call a donkey with 3 legs and one eye?
A. A winky wonkey donkey

Q. What do you call a donkey with 3 legs, one eye and is having sex?
A. A bonky, winky, wonkey donkey

Q. What do you call a donkey with 3 legs, one eye, thats having sex and keeps farting?
A. A stinky, bonky, winky, wonkey donkey

Q. What do you call a donkey with 3 legs, one eye, thats having sex, keeps farting and singing Elvis songs?
A. A honkey tonkey, stinky, bonky, winky, wonkey donkey