There were three buddies talking at lunch about the night before.

The first guy says, "Man, we drank way too much. I got out of the cab and barfed all over the front lawn.
Boy, was the wife ever pissed."

The second guy says, "That's nothing, I was so drunk I drove the car right through the back of the garage. I didn't even know it until I came out this morning to go to work."

The third guy says, "You guys don't know what drunk is. I came home last night and I blew chunks."

The first guy says, "I told you I threw up all over the place."

The third guy says, "You don't understand, Chunks is my dog."