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You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
- You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted."
- You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
- You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
- You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He
emails
you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?" - Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
- You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but
you
haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year. - You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one
for
your e-mail buddies via a web page. - Your daughter just bought a CD of all the records your college
roommate
used to play. - You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if
it contains echinacea. - You check your blow-dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant.
- Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail inbox, asking you to send her
a
JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver. - You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home. - Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom
of the screen. - You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells
for half the price you paid. - The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make
a purchase is foreign to you. - Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of
the back seat of your car. - Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not
have e-mail addresses. - You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
- Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
- Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.
- You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
