10. Entire student body ties for last place in spelling bee.

9. Math homework always seems to be about prisoners trading cigarettes.

8. Every driver's ed class ends with lesson on dumping bodies in
NewJersey.

7. The three "R's" stand for reading, writing and reloading.

6. Cafeteria suddenly has plenty of beef the day after that runawaybull
was shot.

5. If you don't bribe teachers, your kid gets obstructed viewseating.

4. That cultural field trip to see the new Adam Sandler movie.

3. Art class was canceled when the theater ate all the paint.

2. Map of the world on classroom wall shows two regions: "America"and
"Where Cabbies Come From."

1. Thinks E=MC2 is Hammer's old name.