One day, this bus load of tourists crash, die, and all go to heaven.

So, their Guide, offers to show them where they might be staying or where
they would want to stay.

The guide takes them down this long, long pearly white hallway with many-
many- many rooms in it, kind of like a hotel hallway would look like.

So, the guide says, "I am just going to show you the rooms of the most
common religions presently, so... lets start your tour."

First the guide takes them to the first door. He opens it up. "This is
the Jewish room". All the people wave, say hi, and as with any religion,
the very religious are praying to themselves in a corner.

Then, the man takes them to the next door. He opens it up. "This is the
Muslim room". All the people wave, say hi, and as with any religion, the
very religious are praying to themselves in a corner.

After showing them those rooms, he takes the group of people and goes to
the third door. "This is the Buddhist room." All the people wave, say hi,
and as with any religion, the very religious are praying to themselves in a
corner.

Finally, they get to the 4th door, "And this my friends is the Hindu room".
All the people wave, say hi, and as with any religion, the very religious
are praying to themselves in a corner.

Now, all of a sudden, the Guide is tippy-toeing. "Shhh Shhhh ShhhSHH don't
talk!!" all the people are curious, but they do as their tour guide
tells them. He quietly tip-toes up to the door, opens it slightly and lets
everyone peek in. "Shh! This is the Born-Again Christian's room, and
they think they are the only ones up here!"