The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak's "Car Train" to Florida, so
they would have the mobility of being able to use their own vehicle on
the honeymoon.
They settled into one of the train's upper berths together and cuddled.
As the night progressed, the new bride was heard to say quite excitedly
a number of times,
"I just can't believe that we're finally married Dewayne."
After about the 3rd time in five minutes, a voice came out of the dark,
"God dammit Dewayne !!!
Will you please convince her so's we can all get some sleep ???"