- I'm hungry = I'm hungry
- I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
- I'm tired = I'm tired
- Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
- I love you = Let's have sex now
- I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
- What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
- I love you too = OK, I said it, can we have sex now?
- May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
- Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
- Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
- Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
- Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other men
- You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you in the next 10 minutes
- Let's talk = I'm trying to impress you by showing that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
- I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
