- Yes = No
- No = Yes
- Maybe = No
- We need = I want
- I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
- We need to talk = I need to complain
- Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
- Is my bum fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
- Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
- I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
- Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
- You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
- Be romantic, turn out the lights = I hate my thighs
- You're so .. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
- Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
- It's up to you = The correct decision should be obvious by now
- You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
- I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
- How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like
