• ANGEL - A female spirit who spends most of her time wishing she
  could trade her harp for an upright organ.
• CONSCIENCE - That which hurts when everything else feels so
  good.
• GENTLEMAN - one who is always careful to rest at least half his
  weight on his elbows.
• GIGOLO - The egg that laid the golden Goose.
• A KISS - Upper persuasion for lower invasion; upstairs shopping
  for downstairs merchandise.
• LOUSY BASTARD - One who sits and scratches himself while his
  father and mother are being married.
• MASTURBATION - A solo played on a private organ.
• OUT DOOR GIRL - One with the bloom of youth on her cheeks and
  the cheeks of her youth in her bloomers.
• PAPOOSE - Consolation prize for taking a chance on an Indian
  blanket.
• PIMP - A crack salesman; a nookie bookie.
• PRIVATE SECRETARY - A stenographer who watches her periods.
• SOB SISTER - A girl who sits in your lap, bawls and makes it
  hard for you.
• TOMCAT - A ball bearing mouse trap.