• MUST SELL..before it blows up.
• RUNS FINE..I was going to say "runs excellent" but I had a last-minute concience attack.
• NEEDS SOME BODY WORK..was blindsided by a Winnebego.
• WELL-MAINTAINED..I changed the oil occasionally.
• LOOKS LIKE NEW..just don't try to drive it anywhere.
• ALL ORIGINAL..I never had anything fixed, adjusted, or replaced.
• LOADED WITH OPTIONS..each one more troublesome than the next.
• NEVER SMOKED IN..unfortunately, that's the best thing I can say about it.
• PROJECT CAR..doesn't run.
• LOTS OF POTENTIAL..doesn't run.
• NEEDS MINOR REPAIR..doesn't run.