A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few
drinks.

While they're sitting there having a good
time together she starts talking about this really great
new drink.

The more she talks about it, the more excited she
gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into
having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her
order the drink for him.

The bartender brings the drink and puts the following
on the bar --

A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime
juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the
woman explains.

"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue,
next you drink the shot
of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally
you drink the lime juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please
her, goes for it.

He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK.

He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool,
very pleasant.

He thinks -- this is OK.

Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

.... In one-second the sharp lime taste hits...
.... At two seconds the Baileys curdles
.... At three seconds the salty curdled bitter
taste hits.

This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and
not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend; he
swallows the now nasty drink.

When he finally chokes it down he turns to his
girlfriend, and says,"Jesus, what do you call that drink?"

She smiles widely at him and says............

"Blow Job Revenge"