A blonde who's backpacking around the world finds herself in Turkey and goes into one of those world wide message centres to send a message to her mother who is living back in Sweden .

When the man tells her that it is going to cost $300, she exclaims "I don't have that kind of money but i would do anything to get my message to my mother".

The man lifts an eyebrow "Anything?"

"Yes, anything!" she promises.

With that the man says "Follow me".

He leads her into the next room and closes the door.

Inside the man continues "Get on your knees", which she does...

"Undo my zipper", which she does

"Go ahead and take it out" which she does and in fact she holds it with both hands.

The man closes his eyes and whispers "Well, go ahead".

The blonde slowly moves it closer to her lips...closer and closer again until finally she says "Hello…..Mum?"