Lorne came home from work sporting two black eyes.

"What happened to you?" asked Kerry.

"I'll never understand women," he replied. "I was riding up in an
escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was
stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around
and punched me in the eye!"

"I can certainly appreciate that," said Kerry, "But how did you get the
second black eye?"

"Well, I figured she liked it that way," said Lorne, "So I pushed it back
in."