Little Johnny was sitting in Beginning Sex Ed class one day when the teacher
drew a picture of a penis on the board.

"Does anyone know what this is?" She
asked.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sure, my daddy has two of
them!"

"Two of them?!" the teacher asked. "Yeah. He has a little one that he
uses to pee with and a big one that he uses to brush mommy's teeth!"