Two drunks were in a bar. One said to the other, "I
have to go pee."

The other said, "I do too. Pee for me while you are in there."

The guy
says, "ok"

He staggers to the john, and is gone for a long time.

When he
comes back, he hits the other drunk and knocks him to
the floor.

The 2nd drunk looks up and says, " why did you hit me?"

"If you had told me you had to shit, I would have pulled
down my pants."