Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months.

The
only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided them their
only food.

Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he
could spot a rescue boat coming.

One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can't believe my
eyes. There is a woman out there floating in our direction."

The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said, "You're hallucinating;
you've finally lost your mind."

But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a stunning redhead, face
up, totally naked, unconscious without even so much as a ring or earrings on her person.

The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach and
discovered, yes, she was alive, warm and breathing, but sunburned and needing immediate care and nursing.

One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this God forsaken island for
months now without a woman. It's been such a long, long time. Do you think
we could ... well ... you know ... screw her?"

"Out of WHAT?" asked the other lawyer.