The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids.

The team's performance soars.

They win the county and state championship until one day they are favoured to win nationals easily.

Penelope, a 16-year-old hurdler visits her coach and says, "Coach, I have a couple of problems. Hair is starting to grow on my chest."

"What?" the coach says in a panic, "How far down does it go?"

She replies, "Down to my testicles. And that's the other problem I want to talk to you about."