A beautiful lass was noticing a Scotsman in full regalia
at a parade.

Shy but curious, she approached him and
asked, "Is it true, what they say about what Scotsman
do not wear beneath their kilts?"

The Scotsman replied, "Well, lass, you'll just have to
take a wee peek and discover for yourself."

She timidly lifted the hem and peered beneath.

Immediately,
she dropped it and said, "Aye, 'tis gruesome!"

To which he replied, "Best look again, lass, I think it's
grew some more!"