Laura Bush bought "Dubyah" a parrot for his birthday.

She told Dick
Cheney, "The bird is so smart! George has already taught him to
mispronounce over 200 words!"

"Wow, that's pretty impressive," Cheney said. "But you realize that he just 'says' the words. He doesn't understand
what they mean."

"That's okay," Laura replied. "Neither does the parrot."