The pretty young Miss was having a tooth pulled and the dentist gave her
the usual "This won't hurt a bit" routine before bending over her with a
drill in his hand.

He immediately draw back in complete alarm. "Miss," he said in a barely
audible wisper, "You have hold of my testicles!"

"Yes, doc, I know," she smiled, "and we aren't going to hurt each other,
are we?"