The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.

I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.

What do you get in the end of it?

A death.

What's that, a bonus?

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.

You wake up in a an old age home,
feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol,
you party,
you're generally promiscuous
(hey, you've only got a few years left, what's the big deal?!?) and you get ready for High School.

Then you go to primary school,
you become a kid, you play,
you have no responsibilities,
and, finally,
you become a baby.

The last step, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then

You finish off as an orgasm!