A union shop steward is addressing a union meeting...
"Comrades. We have
agreed on a new deal with the management. We will no longer work four
days a week."
"Hooray!", goes the crowd.
"We will finish work at 4 PM,
not 5 PM.
" "Hooray!", goes the crowd, again.
"We will start work at 10
AM, not 9 AM."
"Hooray!"
"We have a 150% pay rise."
"Hooray!"
"We will only work on Wednesdays."
Silence...then a voice from the back asks, "Every Wednesday?"