A union shop steward is addressing a union meeting...

"Comrades. We have
agreed on a new deal with the management. We will no longer work four
days a week."

"Hooray!", goes the crowd.

"We will finish work at 4 PM,
not 5 PM.

" "Hooray!", goes the crowd, again.

"We will start work at 10
AM, not 9 AM."

"Hooray!"

"We have a 150% pay rise."

"Hooray!"

"We will only work on Wednesdays."

Silence...then a voice from the back asks, "Every Wednesday?"

 

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