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% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans -
% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman. -
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent -
% ar t God
ar: God does not exist -
% ar r God
ar: creating God -
% "How would you rate Major's incompetence?"
Unmatched . -
% 316 How did the sex change operation go?
316 Modifier failed. -
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. -
% sleep with me
bad character -
% got a light?
No match. -
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments. -
% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute. -
% %blow
%blow: No such job. -
$ drink bottle opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found -
$ mkdir matter cat matter
matter: cannot create
