An infamous stud
with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a
drink.

The bartender
thought he looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong.

"I'm scared out of
my mind," the stud replied. "Some pissed-off husband wrote me and said that he'd
kill me if I didn't stop fucking his wife."

"So stop," the
barkeep said.

"I can't," the
womanizer replied, taking a long swill.

"The prick didn't
sign his name!"