Darrell was standing at a urinal in a bar bathroom when this enormous guys walks in, unzips his pants and exposes the biggest dick in the world -- four feet long, five inches thick and violently red and angry.
The monster looks at Darrell, grabs his huge dick with both hands, like holding a baseball bat, and gives it an almighty swing, smashing the porcelain sink to pieces!
He growls and leers at the now frightened Darrell, looks around and with another almighty swing, smashes the condom vending machine right off the wall!
After another hideous growl he slams his huge dick against the side of the urinal several times, bending the stainless steel into contorted shapes!
All of a sudden he stops, looks Darrell straight in the eye and shouts,
"The next place this porcelain smashing, vender bending, urinal destroyer is going...
is up your ass buddy!"
With that, Darrell lets out a sigh of relief and says, "Thank God for that, I thought you were going to HIT me with it."