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I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
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Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
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I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
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I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
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I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
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I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
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The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
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I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
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I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
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It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
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No, my powers can only be used for good.
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How about never? Is never good for you?
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I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
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Who me? I just wander from room to room.
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It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really
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At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
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You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
