This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson.

One day he has
finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer.

After he
picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker
trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust.

The
dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a jar of Vaseline
handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and everything will be
fine.

He happily pays for the bike and leaves.

A few months later, the
young man meets a woman and falls in love.

She asks him to come home and
meet her parents over dinner.

He readily accepts and the date is set.

At the appointed time,he picks her up on this Harley and they ride to
her parents house.

Before they go in, she tells him that they have a
family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the
dishes.

After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for
the first person to break the silence and get stuck doing the dishes.

After a long fifteen minutes, the young man decides to speedthings up,
so he reaches over and kisses his woman in front of her family.

No one
says a word.

Emboldened, he slips his hand under her blouse and fondles
her breasts.

Still no one says a word.

Finally, he throws her on
the table and has sex with her in front of everyone.

No one says a word.

Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws HER the
table.

They have even wilder sex.

Still no one speaks.

By now he is
thinking what to do next when he hears thunder in the distance.

His
first thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley, so he gets his
jacket, reaches in his pocket and pulls out his jar of Vaseline.

And the
father says "Okay dammit, I'll do the dishes!"