A man arrive home one evening and found his wife in bed with another man.

Without hesitation, he grabs the offending man by his private parts and
drags
him to the garage.

He puts the man's private parts into a vice and removes the key so it
can't
be
loosened.

Then, he walks over to the work bench and removes saw from the
pegboard.

The naked offender exclaims, "Give me a break! Please don't cut it off..."

The husband hands the man the saw and replies, "This is for you. Now, I'm
gonna
set fire to the garage and leave. What you do next is your decision."