After much careful historical (hysterical?) research, it has been
discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.

Among them were:

• His obnoxious brother Please Gogh
• His dizzy aunt Verti Gogh
• The brother who ate prunes Gotta Gogh
• The constipated uncle Cant Gogh
• The brother who worked at a convenience store Stopn Gogh
• The grandfather from Yugoslavia U Gogh
• The brother who bleached his clothes white Hue Gogh
• The cousin from Illinois Chica Gogh
• The cousin who wasn't allowed to leave the country: M. Barr Gogh
• His magician uncle Wheredid D. Gogh
• His Mexican cousin Ahmee Gogh
• The Mexican cousin's anglo half brother Grin Gogh
• The nephew who drove a stagecoach Wellsfar Gogh
• The ballroom dancing aunt Tan Gogh
• A sister who loved disco Go Gogh
• The bird lover uncle Flamin Gogh
• His nephew psychoanalyst E. Gogh
• The fruit loving cousin Man Gogh
• An aunt who taught positive thinking Wayto Gogh
• The little bouncy nephew Poh Gogh
• And his niece who travels the country in a van Winnie Bay Gogh

And so it goghs...