A tourist from France goes on his first overseas trip.

Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling his visa
application.

The border official looks over his shoulder, and sees the
tourist trying to write, "Twice a week" into the small
space labeled "SEX".

The official explains, "No, no, no. That is not what we
mean by this question. We want to know either "Male" or
"Female"."

"Doesn"t matter," the tourist answers.