I was driving my car down a side street the other day when all of a sudden this cat jumped out in front of me.

I hit the brakes, but I heard a thump, so I stopped.

There was the cat lying right in the road.

It was still alive, but I apparently had run over its tail and the force of the tire had cut it off.

A lady came running out of a house screaming, "you killed my cat!!"

I told her, "No, he's OK, except for the tail, and I'll fix that."

I went into the trunk of my car and got out a roll of duct tape and taped the cat's tail back on.

The lady immediately blushed and called the cops.

A cop showed up and immediately gave me a ticket.

Boy, was I pissed off.

I had to go to court, and was convicted.

What a bummer.

All for retailing pussy in a residential area.