Old guy comes home in the middle of the day, finds his young blonde wife standing in the middle of their Deluxe apartment wearing a red G-string, 7 inch steel heels, and the whole apartment is flooded.

"What happened here?"

"I think the waterbed busted" says the trembling wife.

Just then a naked guy floats by.......

"Who's that?" demands the husband

"I dunno, must be a life guard."