- You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing
left to adjust. - It take five minutes to unknot your bodies.
- Your dog and cat are exhausted from just watching you.
- Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.
- An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale in the area you
were fucking. - A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs.
- Your nipples are still hard and his Dick is still purple.
- You both have gone down one size in your clothes.
- You have to breathe into a brown paper bag.
- You smoke 3 cigarettes in a row.
- You are extremely hungry.
- You're absolutely satisfied, yet uncontrollably horny at the
same time and want more. - Your video camera ran out of tape and you had to reload it 2 times.
- He's knee knocking and she's bow legged for an hour after
you have finished. - Your headboard has dents in it.
- You've wore down your nails on his ass and back from holding on.
- You need to go to the emergency room for severe and deep
carpet burns.
