On a beautiful sunny Saturday afternoon, Kurt stood on the
first tee at his country club.

He had just pulled out his
driver when a young woman in a wedding gown came running up
to him, crying.

"You bastard!" she screamed in his face. "You
lousy no-good God damn stinking bastard!"

"What's your problem Maggie?" he calmly replied. "I
distinctly told you only if it rained."