There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well-endowed that it was bothering his knee.

Three Air Force
doctors and one Air Force nurse were in the operating room
to remedy the situation.

The first doctor said, "We'll
just take a big hunk off the end."

They discussed it and
decided that would affect his sensitivity.

The second doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk out of
the middle of it."

They discussed this, and decided it
would change the texture and feel of it.

The third doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk off the
base of it."

They discussed this, too, and agreed that it
might give him erection problems.

The doctors heard a sniffling, and looked over at the nurse
who had tears running down her cheeks.

The nurse cried,
"Can't we just make his legs longer?"