Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they whirled to the land of OZ.

They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.

" What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said "I've come for some courage."

" No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?"

Richard Nixon stepped forward,

"Well, I think I need a heart."

"Done! says the Wizard. Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"

Up stepped Dubya and said, "I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."

"No problem! said the Wizard. "Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence in the hall.

Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesnt say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?"

"IS DOROTHY HERE?"