Some of the girls might say:

• God created men before women because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.
• Do you believe in love at first sight or do you need me to walk by you again?
• Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
• Sex is like pringles, once you pop you can't stop!
• God loves stupid people. That's why he made so many.
• Only good girls go to heaven & I wasn't invited (heh).
• Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children!
• It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean.
• I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bedrock.
• I have PMS and a gun, now what were you saying?

Some of the guys might say:

• MY dick is bigger than your boner.
• Luvs a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population for the next generation-do you understand my explanation or do you need a demonstration?
• I wish I could live like Donald Duck, pants suck.
• A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue, so open your mouth & close your eyes & give your mouth some exercise!
• Don't drink & drive. You might hit a bump & spill your beer.
• God gave me a brain & a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.
• If guys had their period, we'd probably brag about the size of our tampons.