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Can't we just be friends? There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch mine, again.
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I just need some space ...without you in it.
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Can you help me with my homework? If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.
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Do I look fat in this dress? We haven't had a fight in a while.
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No, pizza's fine. Cheap bastard.
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I just don't want a boyfriend now I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.
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I don't know; what do you want? I can't believe you don't have anything planned.
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Come here. My puppy does this too.
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I like you but... I don't like you.
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You never listen. You never listen.
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We're moving too quickly I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if the guy with the convertible has a g/f.
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I'll be ready in a minute. I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.
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Oh, no, I will pay for myself. I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch.
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Oh Yes! Right there. Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.
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I'm just going out with the girls. We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends.
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There's no one else. I am doing your brother.
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Size doesn't count......unless I want an orgasm.
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You are so nice! You are such a wimp I could never be sexually attracted to you.
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Do you love me? Do you love me more than my husband?
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Oh, these flowers are beautiful. Can I help you spell J-E-W-E-L-R-Y?
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What did you do today? You better have a damn good reason for not calling.
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We should pick it out together. I'll choose.
