So this guy goes into a bar---looking really depressed.

With a heavy sigh, he orders a DOZEN 20-year-old, Single Malt shots...
and quickly slurps them down....sobbing quietly to himself.

"Damn, Bud--Why are you so down?" ask the bartender.

"You'd be down, too---if you had what I've got!"

"Wow, man---what you got?"

"Fifty cents."