| PROFESSION | NAME |
| Lawyer's daughter | Sue |
| Thief's son | Rob |
| Lawyer's son | Will |
| Doctor 's son | Bill |
| Meteorologist's daughter | Haley |
| Steam shovel operator's son | Doug |
| Hair stylist's son | Bob |
| Homeopathic doctor's son | Herb |
| Justice of the peace's daughter | Mary |
| Sound stage technician's son | Mike |
| Hot-dog vendor's son | Frank |
| Gambler's daughter | Bette (as in Midler) |
| Exercise guru's son | Jim |
| Cattle thief's son | Russell |
| Painter's son | Art |
| Iron worker's son | Rusty |
| TV show star's daughter | Emmy |
| Movie star's son | Oscar |
| Barber's son | Harry |
Housewife's son | Dusty |
| Minister's daughter | Faith |
| Day-trader's daughter | Hope |
| Televangelist's daughter | Charity |
| IRS agent's daughter | Mony |
| Geneticist's son | Gene |
| Espresso vendor's son | Joe |
| Undertaker's son | Barry |
| Beautician's son | Curly |
| Gardener's son | Moe |
| Florist's daughter | Rose |
| Baker's daughter | Cookie |
| Manicurist's son | Hans |
| Athlete's son | Victor |
| Lumberjack's son | Glenn |
| Plumber's son | John |
| Accountant's daughter | Ira |
| Musician's daughter | Melody |
| Jeweller's daughter | Opal |
| Gastro-enterologist's daughter | Fanny |
| Politician's daughter | Patsy |