Once there was an old man sitting on a bench in the park crying.

A younger
man walked up to him and asked "What's wrong?"

The old man replied "I am
married to a sexy 21 year old woman who gives me two blowjobs a day and we
have sex the minute I get home from work and right after dinner."

The young
man had a strange look on his face and asked "What's so bad about that? It
sounds to me like you have a great sex life."

The old man replied "I can't
remember where I live!"