THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN
DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY
WHEN DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. Taco Bell?  No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer.  Isn’t it lovely out
   tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t.  No one wants to hear me sing
   karaoke.
7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance,
   I have no coordination.  I’d hate to look like a fool.
9. Where is the nearest toilet?  I refuse to vomit in
   the street.
10. I must be going home now as I have work in the
    morning.