An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding
anniversary, so they decided to return to the little
town where they first met.

They sat in a small coffee
shop in the town and were telling the waitress about
their love for each other and how they met at this same
spot.

Sitting next to them was the local cop and he
smiled as the old couple spoke.

After the waitress left the table, the old man said
to his wife,"

Remember the first time we made love, it
was up in that field across the road, when I put you
against the fence. Why don't we do it again for old
times sake?"

The wife giggled like crazy and said,
"Sure, why not."

So off they went out the door and across to the
field.

The cop smiled to himself, thinking how romantic
this was and decided he better keep an eye on the
couple so they didn't run into any harm.

The old couple walked to the field and as they
approached the fence they began to undress.

The old man
picked up his wife when they were naked and leaned her
against the fence.

The cop was watching from the bushes
and was surprised at what he saw.

With the vitality of
youth, the wife bounced up and down excitedly, while
the husband thrashed around like a wild man, then they
both fell to the ground in exhaustion.

Eventually, they stood up, shook themselves, and
got dressed.

As they walked back towards the road, the
cop stepped from his hiding spot and said, "That is the
most wonderful love making I have ever seen. You must
have been a wild couple when you were young."

"Not
really," said the old man, "when we were young, that
fence wasn't electric."