Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit
to her obstetrician's office.

When the exam was over, she
shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you..."

"I know, I know," the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand
on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine
until late in the pregnancy."

"No, that's not it at all," Brenda confessed. "He wants to
know if I can still mow the lawn."

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