Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin.

As they were approaching the
town of Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the
town's name.

They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee. "Before
we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please
pronounce where we are...very slowly?"

The blonde girl leaned over the
counter and said, "Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing."