The stockbroker was nervous about being in prison because his
cellmate looked like a real thug.

"Don't worry," the gruff looking
fellow said, "I'm in here for a white collar crime too."

"Well, that's a relief." sighed the stockbroker. "I was sent to
prison for fraud and insider trading."

"Oh nothing fancy like that for me." grinned the convict. "I just
killed a couple of priests."