A woman goes into a store and buys a beautiful Amazon parrot.

But
the
only words the parrot knows how to say are,"Who is it?"

She takes the parrot home but soon realizes that the bird's blue and
green colors clash horribly with the living room.

So she calls an
Interior Designer, who says he will come by shortly.

When the
decorator comes, the woman is out shopping.

He knocks on the door,
and the parrots says,"Who is it?"

The man says, "It's the decorator."

The parrot says, "Who is it?"

The man says once again... "It's the decorator."

The parrot says, "Who is it?"

The man, midly irritated by now, says, "It's the decorator."

The parrot replies, "Who is it?"

Now the man screams at the top of his lungs, "IT'S THE DECORATOR!"

The decorator is sooo steamed that he has a stroke and dies on the
spot.

Meantime, the lady comes home and finds this dead man lying on her
front porch. She says, "Oh, my gosh! Who is it?"

The parrot replies. . ."It's the decorator."