On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, who loved to
play together.

One day, the two were playing, when the horse fell into
a bog and began to sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken
to get the farmer for help.

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.

Arriving, he searched and searched for the farmer, but
to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only
tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z23-
series BMW.

Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a
length of rope, hoping he had time to save his
friends's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy to
see the chicken arrive in the shiny beemer, and managed
to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to
him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the
farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward, and with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the
horse!

The friendship between the two animals was cemented -
best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit ,
and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the
horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled
the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thingie" and he would then lift him out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him
out, saving his life.

Moral: When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a
BMW to pick up chicks.