A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be
her husband's best friend.

They're at it for hours, and
afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone
rings.

Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the
receiver.

Her lover looks over at her and listens, only
hearing her side of the conversation...

"Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's
wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific.
Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye."

She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was
that?"

"Oh" she replies, "that was my husband telling me all about
the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."