There's a woman lying on the beach with no arms and no legs and she's crying....
A guy walks by and says "Why are you crying?" and the girl replies, I've never been truly hugged by a guy before...
So the guy bends over,hugs the girl and leaves.
The next day, the same woman with no arms no legs starts to cry again,lying on the beach...
And a guy walks by and asks...why are you crying??
She says I've never been truly kissed before.
So the guy bends down and kisses her,she stops crying and the guy walks off.
The last day, the same woman with no arms and no lags starts to cry again,lying on the beach...
A guy walks by and asks...why are you crying?
She says I've never been fucked before....
So the guy picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says "There, Now You're Truly Fucked"!!!